The Secretest of Secretisms

Robert Wangley, the world’s least secret secretologist, faces the deadliest (and secretest) secret of his career – one which might end the world, or something.

The pulse-racing, propulsive adrenaline-rush of a new thriller by record-shattering sensation Dun Beige, that is definitely not exactly like all the previous ones put into a blender.

World-renowned secretologist Richard Wangley is having a perfectly normal day in Croydon when his absurdly attractive girlfriend vanishes. Before she disappeared, she was deciphering a mysterious runic text that described a long-lost Druidic machine – one made from twigs, vines and badger scrotums, yet somehow more powerful than modern supercomputers.

As Wangley searches for answers, he realises he’s being hunted. A ruthless trillionaire tech mogul will stop at nothing to keep this ancient knowledge hidden – especially since it could disrupt the launch of his new, possibly world-ending product.

Racing against time, shadowy enemies and at least one ridiculous plot twist, Wangley must uncover the most secret of all secrets. The fate of the world – and his implausible relationship – hangs in the balance.

From legendary bestseller Dan Beige. If you liked his last book, you’ll love how much like it this one is!