Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old : A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong

Soon after his fiftieth birthday, Steven Petrow began assembling a list of "things I won't do when I get old"—mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then seventy-something-year-old parents were doing wrong. That list became the basis of this rousing collection of do's and don'ts, wills an