Run for Your Midlife

Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three.

Apparently, there’s no rest for the over-forty crowd.

Yes, I have fabulous friends.

Yes, I have a beautiful baby.

Yes, the ghosts are coming back home.

Yes, I’m in love with the Grim Reaper.

However, that sexy Demon has got some major ’splainin’ to do … like his possible involvement in the shocking kidnapping of my worst and most deadly enemy.

With a drag queen and an ice queen as my back up, we’re going to sashay away into the Darkness to find the truth and turn a wrong into a right.

Although, I’m learning fast that black and white are often clouded with shades of gray.

Whatever. I’m putting on my rose-colored glasses and going for it. I plan to live midlife in peace … not pieces.

Good luck to me.