How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t: A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing

"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"

A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing

Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.

🚨 THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. 🚨

This is a book for people who have:

✔️ Bought planners they never use.

✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.

✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.

Inside, you’ll find:

✅ A step-by-step guide to pretending you’re working on yourself.

✅ The absolute dumbest life advice you will never follow.

✅ A checklist for success (that will collect dust on your desk).

This book will NOT help you:

🚫 Get your finances in order.

🚫 Find motivation.

🚫 Stop dating red flags wrapped in human skin.

But it WILL help you laugh at your own failures, which is basically therapy (but cheaper).